[high-pitched voice] Scrubbers! Marwood: Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Withnail: Two quid? [picking up an apron] Monty: It's you he wants. Hairs are your aerials. Withnail and I is a comedy-drama film which got pretty popular. Thought I was going for a minute. Withnail: by Anonymous: reply 16: February 3, 2021 10:58 PM: I've gone on holiday by mistake. Marwood: Stop saying that, Withnail, of course he's the f***ing farmer! Withnail: You're looking very beautiful, man. Why can't I get on television? Now, would you leave? Just think of it with bacon across its back. A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. Danny: 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. Go with it. [narrating over scene] Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Burnt! Withnail: Then stick it in the soap tray and save it for later. A little before your time. I could hardly piss straight with fear. I don't care where you come from! . You needn't explain, he's told me everything. I've no idea. Jake: Now look, you. [looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes] [pulling back the lace curtain] I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street. Withnail: I want something's flesh! Danny: You merely imagined it. Marwood: Peter Marwood (I): Stop saying that Withnail, of course hes the fucking farmer! Monty: [to the cat] you beastly little parasite how dare you, you little thug how dare you, arrgh beastly ungrateful little swine. [gesturing at the wine bottles and Marwood in the back] He wants to get down there and have sex with those cows. Marwood: Withnail: Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. Tea Shop Proprietor: No, man, this was more like a long white hat. Man delights not me, no, nor women neither. Please, let's go. The school in fiction Poetry. Look at Geoff Woade! We want them here and we want them now! And here we are, we three, perhaps the last island of beauty in the world. [sticking out his yellowy tongue] Marwood: His mechanism's gone, he's had more drugs than you've had hot dinners! As a youth, I used to weep in butchers' shops! Give in to it, boy. Hair are your aerials. He says he won't come in for lunch without an apology. But old now, old. Monty: Oh, Christ almighty. Withnail: Rejuvenate! https://www.quotes.net/movies/withnail_and_i_quotes_14074. Find your neutral space. Hello? That means we'll miss out on Monday but come up smiling Tuesday morning. Easy for you to say, luvvie, you've had an audition. Withnail: Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! Give me a downer, Danny. I often wonder where Norman is now. Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. We're incompatible. This doesn't go down at all well. This is a British cult classic. The movie, which takes place in England in late 1969, involves the misadventures of a pair of chronically unemployed actors. Change down, man, find your neutral space. Hey, give us a wheeze on that fag. Calm down. Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. You can never, never disguise it. He'd like a bit of pleading. Yeah, I know that, you've got to kill it. Youre not in the same boat. Come on lads, let's get home. We've gone on holiday by mistake. Irishman: You will make it low. [teary-eyed] Dealt with them? I don't know what's in here. My heart's beating like a fucked clock! withnail magazinweb. Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. Murder and All-Bran and rape. Withnail: You'll all suffer! Listen, Withnail, it's a stinker. He doesn't have any friends. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe. Withnail & I (1987) clip with quote "Here hare, here." Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. quotes military heroes famous quotesgram. That's what you say. He's been fed from arsehole to beak. Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day And for once I'm inclined to believe that Withnail is right We are indeed, drifting into the arena of the unwell making an enemy of our own future What we need is harmony, fresh air, stuff like that. - Washington Irving. These eels here are for his pot. In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. You won't keep us anywhere. If I lay 10 mils of diazepam on you, it will do something else to your brain. Who fucks arses? I need at least an hour for lunch., Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day. Here comes another fucker! Brings back such memories of Oxford. Evidently country people are no more receptive to strangers than city-dwellers. Danny: Don't get uptight with me, man. Withnail: [reading the note] I can't. All right here? You little thug! How noble in reason! Especially that little pimp! I have just finished fighting a naked man! You got to throttle him. Danny: Listen, we're bona fide. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. I'll swallow it and run a mile! I'll sleep here. Marwood: Withnail: Weve gone on holiday by mistake. Goes into court in his kaftan and a bell. Nonsense. It's a bloody chicken! He told me about your problems. Imagine getting into a fight with the f***er! Marwood: Monty: Irishman: Best kill it quick before it tries to make friends with us. Withnail: I could take double anything you could! Policeman 1: Oh, look at this little bastard. Withnail: I think we've been in here too long. How dare you call me inhumane?! If you think you're going to have a weekend's indulgence up here at his expense, which means him having a weekend's indulgence up here at my expense, you got another thing coming. We might wanna do a film in here. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Withnail: Look at my tongue. Listen to me, listen to me! *Aaaaarggghhhh*! Withnail: Withnail: Danny: I happened to be looking for a suit for The Coalman two weeks ago. He's so mauve, we don't know what he's planning! tags: humour, withnail-i. Warm up? Withnail: You want me to call what's-his-name and ask him about his house? [Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window]. Withnail: There's nothing out there except a hurricane. Marwood: (Voice-over) I could hardly piss straight with fear. We've got to get some booze. We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! Withnail: The thermostats! Now, what makes you think I should give you something for your pot? Withnail: We want to get in there, don't we? Marwood: An expert on bulls you are not! We're doing a feature for Country Life. [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood], [Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]. Withnail and I Quotes. Marwood: I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering. "I fuck arses." I mean look at us! Them pheasants are for his pot. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. [they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark]. I imagine they're talking to each other. Opened the oven door and it was in there looking at me. [reading graffiti] . Will we never be set free? I tell you, I've a f*** sight more talent than half the rubbish that gets on television. Marwood: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? Tea Shop Proprietor: Why doesn't he retire? No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Withnail: [reading from the paper] "In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Danny: I don't advise a haircut, man. This ain't fancy dress." [he pulls Withnail's cigarette out of his mouth and puts it in his]. Withnail: (He spits out a globule of phlegm) Jesus, look at that. I can't take aspirins without a drink. Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. Marwood: He's right, Withnail, look at him! *Fork it*! It's too hot so he drops it]. Marwood: What is all this "tactical necessity" and "calculated risk?!" He slams it shut and slumps against it, shaken, a few minutes later, Withnail re-enters the cottage holding a wet stick, Withnail sees Marwood eating some brownish fluid out of a bowl with a spoon, Monty's Rolls-Royce pulls up outside the window, looking at the kitchen sink overflowing with dirty dishes, he picks up the kettle on the stove. Withnail: You got a rush. Withnail: And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. Danny: Monty clearly has some difficulty in reading the note. Parkin's been. Withnail: These are the sort of windows faces look in at! We'll keep them here til they arrive. Marwood: Withnail: You mean we've come out here in the middle of f***ing nowhere without aspirins? 1 likes. Rejuvenate? save. Marwood: Withnail: And we want them here, and we want them now! Jake: [he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it]. [after being threatened by Jake the poacher] I will say one thing for Monty, he keeps a sensational cellar. Belongs to the fellow downstairs. [in a telephone box, speaking to an operator] The man was fined $10,000 and was ordered to pay $1,843 in restitution to Maine. [getting up at the same time] Cake. And for once Im inclined to believe that Withnail is right. Bastard must have died. withnail. Keep back, keep back! I demand to have some booze! Quotes and one-liners: . I must be ill. Monty: There are are things in there; there's a teabag growing! Reflecting these times. You don't deserve such loyalty. Now, come along, I'm going to teach you how to peel a potato. Balls! Look at him! 2 pound 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse! You haven't got a chance! Tell him if you must, I no longer care. It's obsessed with its gut. It's trying to get itself in with you. Especially that. Withnail: Its landlord was a retired alcoholic with military pretensions and a complexion like the inside of a teapot. You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave oerhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. Something's got to be done. Give me a downer, Danny. The police, Miss Blennerhassett. What is it? There is, youll agree, a certain je ne sais quoi oh so very special about a firm, young carrot.. [a live chicken is standing on the table]. How right you are, how right you are. We do it wrong, being so majestical. Marwood: Isaac Parkin: The purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals is back. Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Were incompatible. Have you either of you got shoes? Marwood: He had a weight under his fez. Marwood stands there, petrified, the bull is scraping the ground with its front hoof, snorting, he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. Withnail: Sulking up the hill. Danny: Monty: C*nt give him two years. This doll is extremely dangerous; it has voodoo qualities. Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. Look here, my cousin's a QC! Then the fucker will rue the day! Hair are your aerials. A coward you are, Withnail! Withnail: I want something's flesh! No it doesn't. Let go before it's too late or hang on and keep getting higher, posing the question: how long can you keep a grip on the rope? move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. How dare you tell him that?! Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door]. We'll tell him they had a farmers' conference and had a run on them. I think we better release you from the lgume, and transfer your talents to the meat. Do you like to experience all facets of life? Withnail: Well neither have I. Danny: You'll have to find us first. You been away? Now, which of you is going to be a splendid fellow and go down to the Rolls for the rest of the wine? I'm preparing myself to forgive you. Especially that pimp! Hurry up, Mabs. I mean to have you, even if it must be burglary! Withnail: This is me, naked in a corner! Withnail: You haven't slept in sixty hours, you're in no state to tackle it. Peter Marwood ("I"): Stop saying that Withnail, of course he's the fucking farmer! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. They're selling hippie wigs in Woolworths, man. And as Presuming Ed here has so consistently pointed out, we have failed to paint it black. Got a bit carried away. How noble in reason! Peter Marwood (I): Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day. I have just narrowly avoided having a buggering, and have come in here with the express intention of wishing one upon you. There are things in there, there's a tea-bag growing! Come on lads, let's get home, the sky's beginning to bruise. You want working on, boy. He gags and gasps, Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to the floor, then vomits on Marwood's feet, as Monty continues to recite the line from Hamlet, Marwood gets up and whispers in Withnail's ear, after coming out of a field, Withnail hasn't closed the gate properly, and a bull walks through it. Director: Bruce Robinson Stars: Richard E. Grant, Paul McGann, Richard Griffiths Rating: Unrated Runtime: 107 minutes Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). Monty: Well, of course you dont, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? Those are the kind of windows faces look in at. Withnail: We've gone on holiday by mistake. We may as well sit round this cigarette. Rejuvenate. [the drunken, elderly pub landlord opens the till and it hits it him the chest and he almost falls down]. Ah! Then why has my head gone numb? Oh, but how dreadful. Just because the best tailoring you've ever seen is above your fucking appendix doesn't mean anything! It's society's crime, not ours. There can be no true beauty without decay. The carrot has mystery. Find the exact Withnail: We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now! We've just run out of wine. Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! You shouldn't treat each other so badly. Withnail: How like a *god*! All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. you little traitors. Yes, but if it rains, we're buggered. The man is rich and homosexual and he tries to persuade them, but he gives up because he's convinced there's something between them. Sod your pheasants! Withnail: That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. Withnail: Would it be in bad form to plagiarise a toast? It's society's crime, not ours. Man delights not me. Marwood: Cunt gave him two years. Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. And now I'm calling you one. Withnail: Marwood: Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! Withnail and I is a 1986 film comedy written and directed by Bruce Robinson and starring Richard E. Grant (Withnail), Paul McGann (Marwood, the "I" of the title), Richard Griffiths (Uncle Monty) and Ralph Brown (Danny). It won't be the first time I've been left with the couch. General: Burnt! You dont deserve such loyalty. Peter Marwood (I): We want the finest wines available to humanity! The murder and All-Bran and rape. My heart's beating like a f***ed clock! Withnail: Danny: What have you done to them? What a piece of work is a man! Withnail: You mustn't blame yourself. The paragon of animals! 100% Upvoted. You mustn't blame him. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Uncle Monty: Oh my boys, my boys, we are at the end of an age! "GET IN THE BACK OF THE VAN!" "I feel like a pig shat in my head." "Don't threaten me with a dead fish." "A coward you are, Withnail. I'll be sprouting bloody feelers soon. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. What have you found? Danny: Cool your boots, man. It has voodoo qualities. Survey of rural types. How infinite in faculties! Withnail: Jesus Christ! These aren't accidents! Alright, we're going to have to work quickly. Alas I have little more than vintage wine and memories. Chin-chin. Danny: Apart from a raw potato, that's the only solid to have passed my lips in the last 60 hours. Withnail: (Paraphrasing Hamlet) I have of late but wherefore I know not lost all my mirth and indeed it goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me a sterile promontory; this most excellent canopy, the air look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors. You lead him astray. [while high on drugs] [screwing his eyes shut in terror, moaning] Withnail: He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. He won't gore you. This boy's been out there frozen to the marrow and you just sit in here drinking. Withnail: You've got soup. Withnail: Do as he says. Sherry? St Peter preached the epistles to the apostles looking like that. Withnail: What are you doing up here, then? I mean, look at us! Withnail: All right, this is the plan. Withnail: I feel unusual. Withnail: In that case, "To a delightful weekend in the country.". Will it? But old now, old. [after trying the Camberwell Carrot] [extends arm with umbrella straight up to sky]. I'm a trained actor reduced to the status of a bum! Danny: Marwood puts his hand on Withnail's shoulder, they've arrived at the cottage, it's cold and dark, amorously puts his hand on Marwood's arm as he peels vegetables, he pulls its head off and tips some pills out of it, stands barefoot, about to leave Withnail and Marwood's flat. Uncle Monty: Oh, my boys, my boys, forgive me. Poacher. This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. This dreadful little Israelite. You want me to call whatshisname and ask him about his house? What makes you possibly think I've got anything for your pot? [on top of a hill, shouting into a valley, his voice echoing] Have you been at the controls? They can handle the caftan but they cannot handle the bell. Withnail: [the bedroom door slowly opens and the intruder enters with a torch]. Yes, as a matter of fact I have. You are invited to spend an hilarious weekend in the English countryside. Monty: Marwood: Withnail: Here was a man with 3/4 of an inch of brain who'd taken a dislike to me. General: I'm utterly arseholed. He told me that first day you came to Chelsea. Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain, they stop and look at each other. No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Hello? Discover the priceless words that sparkle and shine here. Monty: Monty: Why don't I get any soup? Withnail: Listen, we're bona fide, we're not from London. Withnail: Old suit?! When I strike they won't know what hit them! First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight, then we split into two fact-finding groups. I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder. Free to those that can afford it, very expensive to those that can't. Whats more popular than the movie itselfis, its amazing quotes. Have another look in that shed. Danny: Monty: Eat some cake. Oh, my boys, my boys, we're at the end of an age. We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. Withnail: He's a madman. Marwood: A coward you are, Withnail! The greatest decade in the history of mankind is over. Monty: Here hare here! Sitting down to enjoy my holiday. Withnail: Bates novel I'd read. Half an hour? Withnail: Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid, Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. You wouldn't spike me, you're too mean. Withnail: Scrubbers! Withnail: All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. It is a bond filled with trust, unconditional love, understanding, and support. Of course he's the fucking farmer! Look at us! Withnail: Stop saying that! [holding up a Fairy Liquid bottle with a strap and a tube]. I think there may be something living in there, I think there may be something alive. An old woman with a clunky hearing aid pinned to her apron opens the door, she still doesn't answer. It's obsessed with its gut, it's like a bloody rugby ball now! Or do you shut yourself off from new experience? [he throws the shopping the air and it scatters in the mud. [Withnail's lonely, aging homosexual uncle Monty has gone home, leaving a note humbly apologising for the desperate sexual advances he made on Marwood the night before]. Hello? All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Danny: I dont advise a haircut, man. We are not drunks, we are multimillionaires! Beastly, ungrateful little swine! Withnail: report. Danny: Change down, man. This is ridiculous. Withnail: Now, come along, Im going to teach you how to peel a potato., I must have some booze. What should we do? We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. Monty: If I medicined you, you'd think a brain tumour was a birthday present. Marwood: Get out of it for a while. Add spice to it. I couldn't, I'm spaced. Marwood: STANDS4 LLC, 2023. "I'm going to pull your head off." Get that damned little swine out of here! That's what you say. Marwood: Right, now we're going to have to approach this scientifically. Now, come along, he's going to revitalise himself and you're going to finish the vegetables. What should we do? He's building the prototype now. You're simply blackmailing your emotions to avoid the realities of your relationship with him. Withnail: Black puddings are no good to us. Marwood: (Voice-over) Thirteen million Londoners have to wake up to this. Monty: Withnail: Cooking's one of the natural instincts. Marwood: I've no idea, I've never met him. Danny: You're looking very beautiful, man. Marwood: His head must weigh fifty pounds on its own. The beauty of the world! Much more of this and I'm going to apply for meals on wheels. Withnail: I'm a friend of Montague Withnail's. *Get-in-the-back-of-the-van*! The purveyor of rare herbs and proscribed chemicals is back. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. But now he's stopped, he's much better in our sex life and in our general life.'" Must be 20,000 sheep up there on those volcanoes, we've got a plate full of carrots. Offer him yourself. Jake: Night must fall and we shall be forced to camp. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Withnail: 'Scuse me. Well neither have I. Here is the clip. echosmith cool quotes lyrics kid song yah crowd she straight lyric follow quotesgram sees them lines bord kiezen he sydney That's what you'd say, but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. For reasons I can't really discuss with you. When they take a holiday "by mistake" at the country house of Withnail's flamboyantly gay uncle, Monty, they encounter the unpleasant side of the . I've been watching you, especially you, prancing like a tit. Withnail: Here.". Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. 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